Yes, this is the kind of information I actually retain...sad...I know

I'm not stupid, its just that all off the information I actually hold in my brain is for the most part, completely useless.

• A snail can sleep for three years.
• The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
• On average,100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens a year.
• Kermit the frogs left handed...as well as polar bears.
  
• A shrimps heart is in its head.
• A ducks quack doesn't echo, and nobody knows why.
• Theres a law in St. Louis that makes it illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on a curb(why was this law put into effect?!)
• Theres more plastic flamingos in the U.S. than real ones.
  
• A sneeze travels at over 100mph.
• In New York theres actually a law against blind people driving cars(again...why!?)
  
• A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
• Al Capone's business card said that he was a used furniture dealer.
  

Ok, thats all I got for now.