Saturday, November 17, 2007

Stupid Fuzzy Dog Coats



Ok lady, your dog does not need a coat. It has one. I can understand the cute little water dish and rhinestone collar, but the fu-fu pink coat with the gemstones is grossing me out and I feel bad for your dog. Do you think the poor thing honestly likes it? Maybe if it's a Chihuahua and it's cold out. Sadly, my mom is one of these people. It's weird, shes a 'mountain' woman thats always had sheepdogs and mastiffs and what not, but recently she got this little yippee yorkie thing. She dresses the damn thing up. Its hilarious. Shes such a sweet little dog, but I can't help but laugh at her when my mother straps on that fuzzy tie-dye sweater. It's pathetic. My favorite part is when she insists on taking the dog out like that in public. I pretend like I don't know her.

I'm kind of a hypocrite though, I love to spoil my cat, Oliver. He's my boy! He doesn't have a fuzzy coat or anything like that, but I do keep him stocked up on fuzzy mince and Kittie treats. I give him cat nip all the time too, its hilarious.....and it wears him out so he doesn't try to eat my face or feet when I'm trying to sleep. He's an only cat so all of my friends and family spoil him. I told my family that their never getting grandkids from me, so I guess they think the need to spoil the cat haha.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have to agree on the whole yorkie and the coat thing, it already has a coat. Me I have Chihuahua and Terrier Mix, and she really does have a natural coat, so I have to by her coats, but my mother in law has a damn yorkie, and she takes the coats that my dog grew out of and puts them on her dog, it is quite sad to see this dog in these sweaters.

Marjorie Tindor said...

Wow, that picture is awesome... The poor dog, I wonder what the dog would have to say, if he/she could talk.

" What the crap, talk this stupid thing off me!!"

"Just wait till you're sleeping, and I am going to go pee on the rug because of this."